Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Rumors of My Retirement are Greatly Exaggerated

I go on vacation for three months and come home to discover that:
  • I've retired (oh, really?)
  • The Wylde Kingdom has been overrun with wooden bendy dolls, and it isn't even CALLED the Wylde Kingdom anymore.
  • Half the pictures on my blog are broken.
  • My Facebook page was deactivated.
  • All of my pixie friends have scattered (again).
  • And my house reeks of a weird mix of birch and pine, because some wooden lady has been living there while I was gone.

I am never going on vacation again. Ever.

So this is a pretty scattered blog entry. Things are pretty stupid, and I have a lot of work to do and lots of stuff to sort out.

I found Harley hiding out behind the piano (it's quieter back there than it should be. Wendy never plays it, so it's quiet back there).

We're currently living in one of the dollhouses at Norm's while this gets sorted out.

And by "sorted out" I mean getting the Woodlees out of the Wylde Kingdom, and moving "Woodlee Junction" to Norm's.

They're Norm's exclusive dolls, right?  So, I see no reason they can't exclusively live AT Norm's.

There are already a few of them here, but not as many as have taken over the Kingdom.

And if they don't move out of the Kingdom, I'll just have to find myself a pet Japanese Pine Beetle, or termite.

This WILL be settled by this weekend. I guarantee it.

Just wait and see.

- Miri


  1. Oooooh, that glare!!!

  2. I do hope things can be worked out so all benefit from the housing.

  3. Anonymous5:44 PM

    Miri, what a nightmare to come back from vacation and find everything at home has changed! Happy to hear you aren't really gone though :) And I'm glad Harley is still there! Have you found Vee and Mr Thorne yet? Oh and how was your vacation?

  4. Ok not sure why it published my comment as from Anonymous, but it's from me :D

  5. You are BACK!!!!! Yippee!!!!! Hi Miranda, sorry to hear things are a little scrambled. Just take your time and evict those unwanted tenants gently. (I am studying real estate at the moment, and believe me, you don't want enemies!)
    So good to see you. Your hair looks lovely and long!

  6. Welcome back! I'm sure you will get everything straightened out, Miri! :o)

  7. Welcome back, Miranda! You look wonderful if not happy....

  8. Wow, Welcome back Miranda - I was sorting through my house and found the original box that our sister to you had come in, and it made me think of you and a few tears fell, and Wow, here you are - You look Amazing, - So Happy you are BaCK!!! We Love you Miranda <3

  9. Glad to see you back!

  10. "Give 'em hell, Harry!" Er.. Miri. As only you can! Soooo very glad you're back.