Monday, December 24, 2012
Why Miranda Won't Be Getting Anything from Santa This Year...
No Santa presents for me. Ever. Maybe. Probably.
You see,it all started when...
I was walking home from Gus and Salome's house.
Elf: HI! HI! Tee hee hee!
Miranda: So uh... what are you supposed to be exactly?
Elf: I'm the ELF ON THE SHELF!!! Tee hee hee!!!
Elf: Me? New? Tee hee hee hee!! Oh golly no, silly! I've been in Wendy's family for YEARS!!!
Miranda: Well, if you're watching Wendy you should know, she's not naughty, she's just nuts.
Elf: Tee hee hee!!! Oh, I've had PLENTY of things to report to Santa about HER. No presents! No presents for naughty children! Tee hee hee!!!
Miranda: But that's awful. Why would you do that?
Elf: Oh yes! I've been watching Wendy and her brother for YEARS and YEARS! I'm why she never got a pony (she fed her brother a mud pie! NAUGHTY!!!!) and why she didn't get the Barbie town home she wanted so badly when she was 6 (she didn't do the dishes one evening, she let the dog lick them clean instead! NAUGHTY!) Tee hee hee hee!!!
Miranda: Huh... I see. Well, I think I've got something you can report to Santa.
Elf: Oh, really?
Miranda: Yeah, really. Come closer...
Elf: OOOOWWWWWWW!!!! YOU HID ME! You hid me in duh node!!! You can't hid an Elf on duh Shelf! I'm gonna dell Sanda!!! I'll dell!!! You'll never ever never ged anodder Sanda predent ever! You hear me?!? OH! My node!!!! You broke my cute buddon node!!!!